Bot herders, deepfakes, autonomous weapons, oh my! AI is the talk of every town, changing the way we innovate, generate, and market at all scales. With a powerful new disruptor on scene (OpenAI) and more to come, only a short time will tell what great malicious feats can be accomplished by highly motivated threat actors and their automatons. Luckily, the good actors on our side are just as skilled; and until the Skynet-esque war machines turn coat, the worst AI crimes most of us are experiencing come from blogs with a certain suspicious funk to them.